kitchen

kitchen
1. (kitchen) (1115↑, 515↓)
A woman's natural habitat.

Excerpt from a 2200AD history textbook: "Along with widespread drug use, global warming, and the Hmong takeover of the United States in 2012, the 21st century is remembered by another horrible phenomenon; woman's rights. However, in the year 2121 the truly superior race (men) recognized this episode as the monstrosity that it was, and drove women back to their natural habitat: the kitchen. Men now rule the world with authority and an iron hand, while women finally understand that they have no rights and are physically, intellectually, and genetically inferior to men and apes."

2. (kitchen) (1176↑, 847↓)
(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs

Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen\!

3. (kitchen) (564↑, 414↓)
The hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable

Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is lookin' like whoopi goldbers' arm pit.

4. (kitchen) (269↑, 161↓)
a sammich factory

go the the kitchen and make me some [sammich] [bitch].

5. (kitchen) (256↑, 219↓)
The room where grandma hides her shotgun shells.

Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.

6. (Kitchen) (91↑, 63↓)
Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.

Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen. Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga\!

7. (Kitchen) (94↑, 80↓)
Woman spelled backwards

Guy 1: Hey man, did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen? Guy 2: Dude I never noticed\! That's hilarious\! Woman 1: No it is not\! Woman spelled backwards is Namow

8. (Kitchen) (101↑, 93↓)
A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place

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9. (Kitchen) (62↑, 59↓)
n: The natural habitat of a Woman. There have been increasing cases of Women migrating from the kitchen because of certain phenomena such as Womans Rights, Womans Suffrage, ect.

My bitch told me to start seeing things in her perspective so I looked out the kitchen window

10. (Kitchen) (51↑, 52↓)
The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.

"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled" "Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?" "Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."

11. (Kitchen) (20↑, 23↓)
A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.

Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me.

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12. (Kitchen) (2↑, 6↓)
If you get tired having sex on the usual bed, this area in your household is an option.

Hey Tatianna, your bedroom gets lamer every single day. Let's screw in the kitchen.

13. (Kitchen) (11↑, 15↓)
The place where a woman stays to make sandwiches for everyone who has a penis. On the rare occasion a woman ever needs to leave her kitchen we have a green screen to bring into the kitchen where she can pretend to be like a guy but only for 20min a week.

Nick: Hey Jane are you in the kitchen? Jane: Where else would I be? Do you need a ham sandwich? Nick: With mayonnaise please and don't forget the pickle bitch.

14. (Kitchen) (3↑, 7↓)
A drink. When portions of wine are poured into one cup. Then a shot of whiskey is dropped in, and the concoction is consumed. AKA as a Dirtbag.

He's time travling because he drank 2 Kitchens before we went to the bar.

15. (Kitchen) (17↑, 21↓)
A cocky son of bitch who resides in east hartford and is a 2010 alumnist of a school where his presence was constantly know. Usally seen with a hat on and a look like he has no idea what is going on. Currentley a student at the catholic university of america even tho he is constatly complaining about it and wished he had gone to Texas where he never even applied. Also know for his keen wandering eye that is usally locked on to a far from attractive chick.

Kid 1: Hey did u meet that kid Kitchen yet? Kid 2: Yea I walked in on him catching a beat in his room. Kid 1: Yea thats him\! Guy 1: Hey have u seen Kitchen? Guy 2: Yea he is creeping on some grenades outside while chain-smoking\! Guy 1: Go figure\!

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16. (Kitchen) (9↑, 14↓)
The word used to describe a group of women. (Similar to words like herd and flock)

Whoaah, Dude, what the hell was that? I,I,I think it must've been a massive kitchen\! What, of women? Yeah, what else dumbass?

17. (Kitchen) (16↑, 24↓)
Place where food is made or magically created by a woman (any type of woman, Merwoman, witch, wench, etc.)

Frank:"Man I'm hungry" John:"Don't worry my wench will create you something in the kitchen."

18. (kitchen) (2↑, 11↓)
the back of the nape. (usually used in the phrase nape of the neck).Afro-amerain women or southen women call it"The Kitchen"

Dont forget to comb your "Kitchen" girl.

19. (Kitchen) (8↑, 18↓)
Where Penny should be making Dayne a sandwich right now. don't forget the natty.

hey bro. want a sandwich? go to the Kitchen and talk to Penny.

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20. (Kitchen) (60↑, 74↓)
it means you have nappy hair in the way back right above yo, neck.

Damn you gotta a kitchen back there time 4 a perm\!\!

21. (kitchen) (22↑, 44↓)
The best adjective in recorded history. a combination of [Killer] and [Bitchin]. A very catchy and addicting word to add to your vernacular.

That's totally kitchen, yo.

22. (kitchen) (29↑, 54↓)
the nape of your neck where hair grows and where curly and slightly dirty people sometimes get dreadlocks

hey man yo kitchen's lookin nasty-- take a shower

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23. (kitchen) (8↑, 34↓)
(n.) Confusingly can refer to either (i) a room in which food is prepared, or (ii) various household items found in a kitchen, such as kitchen roll or kitchen surface cleaner.

"[Dude], pass the kitchen, I've spilled my [beer]"

24. (kitchen) (14↑, 41↓)
place in a home where MEN belongs

[MEN] like, an Esteban, make sandwiches in the [kitchen]

25. (Kitchen) (7↑, 34↓)
A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

26. (kitchen) (19↑, 46↓)
The ass or general crotch/rear area, generally well-formed and at least partially concealed by clothing.

Jane: Nice kitchen. Lucy: You too -- let's go back to my place, put on some [Melissa Ethridge] and get [Sappho]\!

27. (kitchen) (18↑, 45↓)
The ghetto or some place where there is a lot of "heat" if you know what i mean.

If you can't handle the heat, stay outta the kitchen\! - NBA Street Volume 2

Author: da_kool_sucker http://kitchen.urbanup.com/635087
28. (kitchen) (21↑, 50↓)
aka the ghetto uses as a term for where shootings and ill shit take place

what you think i aint put work in the kitchen nigga i done shot damn near 8 busted mutha fuckas in the dome piece ya herred me

29. (kitchen) (10↑, 41↓)
n. 1. the area behind the second dot on a billiard table where a cue-ball (after a scratch) may be played from; 2. the style of gameplay that requires a player to play the cue-ball from behind the second dot on a billiard table, after a scratch.

"Keep it in the kitchen, mate." or "We're playing kitchen, dumbass."

30. (Kitchen) (30↑, 63↓)
The place where a man belongs

Men are stupid apes that deserve to do nothing but to cook in the kitchen and clean all their lives and have no rights.

Author: dinosuarnuggets http://kitchen.urbanup.com/4921367
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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